Step One-
Put it off as long as possible.
Step Two-
Get really upset about the unfairness of dish washing.
Step Three-
Begin to get physically ill over food stuck on dishes.
Step Four-
Just for fun- Dry heave a little.
Step Five-
Though you can barely see from the tears streaming down your face, go and put on ‘proper face and eye protection’ .
-Allie Johnson
A guide to washing dishes
2 comments:
What great advice. Haha. She will be laughing years from now....as she changes poopie diapers. She will WISH she had that mask! Oh the innocence of youth!
Oh my goodness - that is fantastic. Poor Alls, she has such a mean mom to force her to do that kind of torture!
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